Skippy: The Real Wedding Crashers

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Ok here we go! I AM:

AKA Captain Skippy (from my time as a princess driver guide in Alaska) and Jammin Jessop from my high school days.

...a 30-year-old single, virgin, mormon.

...Living in Orem and attending UVSC. Go Wolverines... sort of.

...A communications major. I've been talking since I was 9 and I thought it would be cool to get paid to do it one day.

...the kid who was voted most likely to go bald his senior year of High School I went to H.S. with a bunch of idiots! (no offense if I went to High School with ya but have you seen my pics? The hair is real and it's fabulous!)

...NOT a fan of Whoopi Goldberg, Queen LaTifa and silent letters

...the love child of Conan O Brien and Jack Black.

...A huge fan of American Idol (If I made a colgne I would call it "Seacrest")

...a fan of Boybands! I even own a NKOTB wallet.

...NOT GAY (I felt this would be a good point to clarify this incase you were beginning to wonder due to my 2 previous confessions.)

...not a really good speller, and we'll see soon enough if I'm able to work the spell check on this too.

...A HUGE fan of SMASH MOUTH, The Matt Lewis Band and The Bare Naked Ladies

...a big fan of Arrested Development, COPS, The Simpsons, SCRUBS, The Apprentice, Doogie Howser MD, Parker Lewis can't lose, 21 Jump Street, The Daily Buzz and Sports Night, also (and a little embarassed to say) Desperate Housewives.

...Getting better looking by the day. I'm about a 7. I hope by this time next year to be a solid 7.5 - 8. I had a late start and was ugly til just recently.


...Beautiful inside.

...Amazed that Joey Fatone lost on Dancing with the Stars!

...at the end of what I'm chosing to write today but will definitely write more later, ok?!?

"Angels fly because they take themselves so lightly" ~ Some really really smart guy who knows how to fly

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